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[i]A wild BALROG appears[/i]!The epic fight from a popular fantasy franchise is re-imagined as a retro game on this crossover T-shirt. Just like in...
View full detailsThis crossover image shows a popular vampire hunting a high-school girl, two brothers who are regularly haunted by the supernatural, a grim and hea...
View full detailsUsually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...
View full detailsIn almost every role playing game, the tasks of each and every party member are set in stone: The Healer is healing, the Rogue is sneaking around a...
View full detailsAs you can see, you can't see... well, anything! ;) You know what we mean: You're online... You click on a cool looking thumbnail... and ...
View full detailsIf you've had OpenOffice up and running for ages, then maybe it's because you write your letters with Latex? If this is the case, then yo...
View full detailsThere are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...
View full detailsThis suicidal mosfet organizes itself in a short circuit loop and waits for someone to follow his invitation to perform the fatal button push.
A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la [i]Bad Boys[/i], i...
View full detailsThere has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".
Are you excited by the thought of parachuting, bungee jumping, paintball, or hacking?Then you are an adrenaline junkie and should consider the thri...
View full detailsIf you order a sweater, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everybody knows it, nobody is interested. Nevertheless, many people will be u...
View full detailsNerds and turtles have a lot in common: they are absolutely heroic and love to eat pizza! Before the biologists among you roll your eyes: we don't ...
View full detailsFluttershy would presumably wet her pants, but you're certainly big enough for the truth, right? Because one thing is clear: there must also be und...
View full detailsSomtimes one has more in common with a Number than anticipated. The saying ‘They call me Pi because I am irrational and can never stop.’ plays on s...
View full detailsThe Corona pandemic has reminded a lot of people what they should already have known: It’s important to wash your hands regularly! After all, nobod...
View full detailsAt some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...
View full detailsTrue story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...
View full detailsSome minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)<sub>7</sub>Si<sub>8</sub>O<...
View full detailsDon't you sometimes feel like a new programme if you are out in real life?
Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...
Icy heights, endless expanses, and a place where it's better not to venture without thermal clothing – the Galaxy Winter Wonderland design is remin...
View full detailsCalm, contemplation and a few small explosions - that sounds like a perfect Christmas celebration. If you see it differently, then the "Yippie Kai ...
View full detailsHe decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply locks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees ...
View full detailsLet's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...
View full detailsAt least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...
View full detailsOf all the stereotypes and prejudices about us nerds and geeks, one actually tends to be true: we don't exactly like to be anywhere but at home. No...
View full detailsTara Reid... legendary actress (...Ahem) OK, she wasn't that bad in [i]The Big Lebowski[/i]. But nobody expected the new low that was [i]Shark...
View full detailsWhenever you don't know how to evade a tense situation, Demand Trial by Combat. History teaches us that you can only win, even if there are ph...
View full detailsThis is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...
View full detailsAfter a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a battle against a fur-covered monster, and a breakneck c...
View full detailsThere's nothing better than a cozy game night with friends. You spend time together, laugh, and play. Until you show your true colors. It would be ...
View full detailsQuestion: [i]What does every respectable archaeologist need?[/i]A) A magnifying glass B) A brush C) A pressure washer D) Sturdy shoes and lots of e...
View full detailsBe it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...
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