Retro Nerd Merchandise & Fan Articles
If you like amazing point-and-click adventures from the golden age of video games, you'll most certainly know the slightly mad purple tentacle, who...
View full detailsSeveral generations of teenagers poured all their passion and pocket money into these little plastic boxes with tape inside. There was no better an...
View full detailsKeys are an important part of our daily lives. Who doesn't use them a few times a day to get into their house, office, car, cupboard, safe? Th...
View full detailsSimple computer games are still the best! Right? That's why after 30 years, the arcade classic with the colourful tetrominos is still one of the mo...
View full detailsMany have long since realised it: Floppy disks are simply no longer an adequate storage medium. They are very fragile and simply don’t offer enough...
View full detailsThe stereotypical nerd never leaves his mom's basement, is anti-social and only eats cold pizza and drinks warm soda. This image of our subculture ...
View full detailsHmm, obviously Doc Brown missed the fact that the TARDIS doesn't always materialise conveniently around obstacles, but simply falls from the s...
View full detailsRemember way back... when to be able to load programmes and games on a C64, you had to type in a special command first? For the sake of nostalgia, ...
View full detailsIf there is one location where you certainly would not expect Godzilla to show up, it's your kitchen. After all, the famous giant lizard is usually...
View full detailsWe're pretty sure we know what Guybrush Threepwood would say about this example of a three-headed monkey from the monkey island. It's just too bad ...
View full detailsWhilst others are still ranting about the resolution of Fallout 4, we remember that an epic game doesn't need too many pixels. Alright, a litt...
View full detailsHe wanted to become a real, rough-and-ready pirate. The most notorious pirate ever. Only everything kept going wrong! No one took him seriously as ...
View full details“It's dangerous to go alone!” These famous words from a video game don't just apply when you're a hero fighting dragons or rescuing princesses. Som...
View full detailsThe good ol'’ floppy disk!How we loved you when you were our go-to portable, long-term memory solution. We shared so many happy years…!Not tha...
View full detailsThe saying "everything was better in the old days" does not apply at all to video games, if only in terms of graphics. Nevertheless, many of us rem...
View full detailsThe good, old cartridges from the NES video game console were (almost) built like tanks: The sturdy grey plastic managed to protect the electronics...
View full detailsNerds can't be romantic? That's just a prejudice, of course. Or why else would we have gone to the trouble of creating a Candlestick lightsaber? Th...
View full detailsUSB flash drives, external hard drives and tiny memory cards have long since outpaced their predecessors. While those old media lacked modern memor...
View full detailsGamer hands are sensitive tools, as we all know. And frost is something they don't like at all,… which can be awful in the winter as there isn't al...
View full detailsDo you remember the computer game 'Day of the Tentacle?' –It was the fantastic follow-up to 'Maniac Mansion!'. Well, if you...
View full detailsWe waka-waka-wish you a merry Christmas!This nerdy Christmas tree is coming straight out of a well-known retro game. But instead of hunting each ot...
View full detailsAre you a retro gamer with a penchant for legendary point-and-click adventures? Or an aspiring politician? Then this sticker is just the thing for ...
View full detailsYou can get this shirt in two ways: In our shop, or after many hours playing one of the coolest games ever, Monkey Island.The disadvantage of the s...
View full detailsWith the cassette sponges in a set of 4, your washing up becomes a journey through time. Or when was the last time you held a real cassette in your...
View full detailsAs the loveable Minions have demonstrated, the bad guys' henchmen do have a life beyond the main story of a movie or game. Which leads us to t...
View full detailsThat's what a Magic Cube looks like in the heat of desperate solution attempts ;)
Like all villains, the dark side of the Force usually lures us in with empty promises. Who hasn't heard the famous quote from Darth Vader to Luke: ...
View full detailsDon't you sometimes get the urge to get your old C64 out of the attic and play some old games? With this shirt you can express your enthusiasm for ...
View full detailsThe solution to the question posed on the Age Test Shirt will be a piece of cake for everyone who grew up in the good old 1980s.We remember music c...
View full detailsIt doesn't get much nerdier than the retro video games of the 70s and 80s. And Pac-Man in particular is of course a classic. A greedy yellow circle...
View full detailsImagine Mewtu suddenly appears and you realise that you don't have a single Pokéball left. To make sure that something annoying like this never hap...
View full detailsEven back in the days of the Nintendo Gameboy, you could simply switch off with a good round of Kirby and go on an adventure with the little round ...
View full detailsThe Magic Cube stands for the golden age of nerds like hardly anything else. With Star Wars, the first PCs and consoles for the home and the rise o...
View full detailsImagine running, jumping and diving through hazardous levels while malicious turtles and devious mushrooms have it in for you. And now imagine the ...
View full detailsThe average nerd prefers his coffee black. No milk, no sugar, no frills. But from time to time, a latte macchiato, crema or some other fancy form o...
View full detailsEven if you always hated eating vegetables as a child, video games show that conscious eating can have a lot of positive consequences. For example,...
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