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Portal Merchandise

Thought testing was over? Wrong! Check out our Portal merch collection: t-shirts no Turret will ignore and gadgets that would make even GLaDOS jealous.
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Keys for mechanical keyboards Single keys
€4,15 - €5,20
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Mechanical keyboards are outstanding writing instruments. The typing experience on a Das Keyboard, a Filco or a Leopold is incomparable: fast, ligh...

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Gamer cookbook
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If you play a lot of games, you've probably been criticized by friends and family for not engaging enough with real life. And perhaps it really is ...

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the cake is a lie
€20,95 - €35,66
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Not everyone who promises you cake are good guys...Explanation: The slogan is part of a computer game that promises you cake at the end of the game...

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Cake plate "The cake is a lie"
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The cake is a lie- that's the bitter realization at the end of a popular teleportation video game. This message is now fittingly available on this ...

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Geek Button The Cake Is A Lie
€1,53 - €6,25
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What's worse than involuntarily becoming part of a sadistic series of physics tests? When the damn AI promises you cake, but you don't get any. Now...

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What would GLaDOS do
€23,06 - €44,06
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There're those tricky situations when you have to ask yourself what would one of your heroes do? Only, heroes can be a bit boring and predicta...

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Geek sticker The Cake is a Lie
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How do you ruin a gamer's day? You tell him that the save game is broken, the princess is in another castle and the cake is a lie. With this sticke...

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Companion Cube
€24,11 - €38,81
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The weighted Companion Cube has a special place in the heart of everyone who has ever played the video game [i]Portal[/i]. This sweet, faithful, un...

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Nerd Charms
€26,21
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€10,45
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We nerds usually understand charm to mean a pen-and-paper spell, the counterpart to the Strange quark or, with the addition of an "e", the attracti...

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The Cake Is A Lie Mug
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Imagine waking up one day and finding yourself not in your bed, but in a clinically white room constantly monitored by surveillance cameras. As it ...

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