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Cthulhu Beach and Bath Towel

SKU 13928
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  • Large bath and beach towel with a fantasy image
  • Shows Cthulhu and an unsuspecting swimmer
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Description Cthulhu Beach and Bath Towel

  • Large bath and beach towel with a fantasy image
  • Shows Cthulhu and an unsuspecting swimmer
  • Homage to the legendary "Jaws" movie poster
Even the youngest amongst our peace-loving religious community (also known as "cult") knows that Cthulhu, the Great Old One from H.P. Lovecraft's prophetic tales, slumbers in the sunken ruins of R'lyeh, dreaming of love, peace and happiness. But wait! Judging from the Cthulhu Beach and Bath Towel, we should say used to sleep!
This fluffy towel shows that our beloved master has returned to claim his rightful throne! What did you say? You think it looks as if the mighty Cthulhu is trying to swallow the swimmer? No, you must've watched Jaws one too many times. Before your anti-Cthulhu fake news can spread any further, we'd like to clarify: the Great Old One is merely cheering and encouraging the swimmer to swim faster in order to win a competition! Even a child can see that ;).
Technical details:
Dimensions: 140cm x 70cm
Material: 100% cotton, 560gsm; according to Oeko-Tex Standard 100
Care and maintenance: machine washable at up to 60°C, dryer safe
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