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DHMO Towel

SKU 14819
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  • Fluffy towel that can be used to contain dihydrogen monoxide spills
  • Can absorb DHMO directly from the skin and can even bind moderate amounts on the floor
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Description DHMO Towel

  • Fluffy towel that can be used to contain dihydrogen monoxide spills
  • Can absorb DHMO directly from the skin and can even bind moderate amounts on the floor
  • Can alternatively be used as a regular beach towel
If you happen to be present at a dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) breach, you need to act fast! After all, this vile chemical compound sends countless people to the afterlife each year – and don’t get us started on the damage it can cause to skin after prolonged exposure…
To combat this danger, we’ve created the DHMO Towel, a handy (and fluffy) device that can contain DHMO spills within seconds! If your skin is covered with DHMO, simply rub the device on it and the chemical will be absorbed! This even works on the floor if you’re faced with a larger spill.
You might be thinking, “That’s a towel, what’s all this talk about chemicals?” – and you’re completely correct! DHMO is just an overly complicated and only jokingly used term for… water!
Technical details:
Dimensions: 140 x 70 cm
Care instructions: machine washable at 60°C, tumble dry on low
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