Geek Shirts and Hoodies
In many a tricky situation, you wonder how one hero or another would have got out of it. However, heroes are terribly predictable and boring. Unlik...
View full detailsACK is written on the back. SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses for each connection setup. More about this here, for example: ...
View full details"you are dumb" in binary ASCII code.The correct answer to all DAU questions (including the question of what is written on your T-shirt): You are du...
View full detailsThe "Who wants to fight" shirt is designed like the character selection screen of a classic beat 'em up video game from the 90s - except that every...
View full detailsWhether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...
View full detailsIf you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...
View full detailsDon't you find it terribly annoying that your fellow human beings don't express themselves precisely enough? You can counteract this with this shirt!
Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...
View full detailsWatch out - violent surveillance officers!The "Monitored" shirt shown here skillfully plays with double meanings and brings a humorous twist to the...
View full detailsJokes that have to be laboriously explained are usually not that funny. But especially when you take word jokes, double entendres and the like from...
View full detailsUah, you've managed to get yourself out of the house and then it starts. The other creatures out there expect you to interact with them and maybe e...
View full detailsYou're sitting on the train, your coffee spills and someone mutters: "Everything happens for a reason." - Of course it does! Gravity, inertia, cons...
View full detailsThere is music that is loud. There is music that is extremely loud. And then there's the sound an armored space warrior makes when he stomps throug...
View full details"Tuuut, Tuuuut, here comes the WAYNEtrain and takes your story to the WHATEVERest." Wayne is interested? Exactly. No one! In future, you can just p...
View full detailsIf you played computer games enthusiastically in the 80s, you will certainly remember Asteroids and can reminisce about the good old days with this...
View full detailsDoes your data center urgently need decent security? And you're ideally suited for the job? Then why not promote yourself with this shirt :)It says...
View full detailsYou know that feeling when you think you recognize someone - but something's just not right? This t-shirt captures exactly that glorious moment of ...
View full detailsThe most important meal of the day? Breakfast. But regular cereal is too boring for you - after all, you're a warrior of chaos, not a bureaucrat.Ch...
View full detailsWhile for most people Christmas is a time for love and family, for gamers it is mainly a time for gaming. Finally a few days off again, where you c...
View full detailsPerfect numbers are those numbers that are equal to the sum of all their divisors (not counting themselves). You can see the first six on this shir...
View full detailsOh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...
Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...
View full detailsUnit tests are for beginners, test environments are overrated and the last deploy was... adventurous? Then Test in Production is exactly your style...
View full detailsThe design of the United Federation Invaders T-shirt brings together two worlds that you would otherwise only expect to find in the boldest sci-fi ...
View full detailsWhat looks like assembly instructions from a Swedish furniture store is just as pointless. At the very least, trying to assemble this device would ...
View full detailsTwo rules for life is a dry statement for anyone who refuses access when they hear "Details please". The clear typo print sums up the humor of IT, ...
View full detailsThis T-shirt is ideal for all book lovers, tea drinkers and cat lovers. The design shows a relaxed cat resting peacefully next to a steaming teapot...
View full detailsDespite the fact that the binary system is frequently used in computer science (and therefore in many areas of our lives), very few people know wha...
View full detailsMathematics is everywhere and especially beautiful where pi is hidden. Unfortunately, too many mere mortals fail to recognize or even deny the beau...
View full detailsThe command [i]export EDITOR=""[/i] defines the editor that is used by other applications by default to open files. The abbreviation [i]rm[/i], how...
View full detailsThis shirt gives you magical powers! It enables you to transform yourself into a ghastly zombie in a matter of seconds. All you have to do is pull ...
View full detailsFluttershy would probably wet her non-existent pants immediately, but surely you're already big enough for the truth, right? Even in the realm of u...
View full detailsThe "Goldfish" shirt is a clever play on words and also a piece of jewelry for anyone with a passion for chemistry and physics. The black fabric is...
View full detailsParticularly talented coders are not satisfied with writing their own code, but also try to analyze other programs and hardware, e.g. to write driv...
View full detailsIn the 41st millennium, there is no discussion - only heresy. And as is well known, it is ended with the bolter. Whoever contradicts the Space Mari...
View full detailsAfter a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a fight against a fur-covered monster and a breakneck cha...
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