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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Flux compensator
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For a time machine you need: a small nuclear reactor, a streamlined car that can easily reach a speed of 140 km/h and, of course, a flux compensato...

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I don't work here
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You have a temporary job in a computer store and are annoyed by stressful customers who keep asking: "Where is ...? ?"The solution is this shirt!

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Who actually claimed that the Borg knew anything about physics? Obviously they have failed to assimilate a people who at least have a sound basic k...

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Snow White
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[i]Once upon a time...[/i]This is how most fairy tales begin and Steve Jobs' fairy tale could start in a similar way - or the relationship between ...

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The lone wanderer
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The ‘Lone Wanderer’ shirt is named after and takes up the iconic ‘Lone Wanderer’ from ‘Fallout 3’, the third main title in the series, which was re...

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What would GLaDOS do
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In many a tricky situation, you wonder how one hero or another would have got out of it. However, heroes are terribly predictable and boring. Unlik...

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Who wants to fight
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The ´Who wants to fight`-shirt is a tribute to the popular sci-fi series "Doctor Who", designed like the character selection screen of a classic be...

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Grim Reader
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When the Grim Reaper becomes a Grim Reader, Grimms' fairy tales are a great book choice. Of course, there's the classics - death and tragedy for a ...

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It compiles, let's sell it!
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Sometimes it can seem that in many software companies, one department doesn't know what the other is doing and vice versa. Sales and marketing woul...

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Doppler effect
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The Doppler effect refers to the change in the perception or measurement of frequencies as the transmitter and receiver approach or move away from ...

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Definition: Engineer
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Some call it arrogance, engineers call it expertise. Where others see problems, they see solutions—in ways that normal people couldn't even begin t...

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Talk NErDy to me
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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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CSS sucks v2
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Of course, table-based layouts are evil and should be avoided. But when you test the CSS layout you've painstakingly created for Firefox with Inter...

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true or false ?
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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?

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No Moon
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The difference between a Poké Ball and a Death Star is really just that there are an infinite number of the former and the latter is unique... oh n...

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Before you bother me
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The T-shirt ´before you bother me` picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...

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Book Addict
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The passion for collecting among nerds is often ridiculed. Adults who hoard action figures—for many “normal mortals,” this is strange. It's complet...

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Science is real
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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them seamlessly. For many people, ph...

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I paused my game
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While for most people Christmas is a time for love and family, for gamers it is mainly a time for gaming. Finally a few days off again, where you c...

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Something went wrong
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Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

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Black holes
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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

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Black Death Tour
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Do you still remember 2020? Corona was quite a severe plague! But do you know what was even more intense? The Plague! 6 years, nearly every city in...

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Dopamine
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For some reason, the vernacular has come to refer to everything and everyone as the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Ha...

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Perfect numbers
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Perfect numbers are those numbers that are equal to the sum of all their divisors (not counting themselves). You can see the first six on this shir...

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That is impossible
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Don't you find it terribly annoying that your fellow human beings don't express themselves precisely enough? You can counteract this with this shirt!

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you are dumb
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"you are dumb" in binary ASCII code.The correct answer to all DAU questions (including the question of what is written on your T-shirt): You are du...

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Denken vs ChatGPT
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You know the feeling: someone comes up with a really clever answer, and immediately you wonder – was that their own work or did they secretly consu...

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You read my shirt
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Uah, you've managed to get yourself out of the house and then it starts. The other creatures out there expect you to interact with them and maybe e...

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I fixed it
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If you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...

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SYN/ACK
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ACK is written on the back. SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses for each connection setup. More about this here, for example: ...

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Unstoppable T-Rex
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You can be dumb, you just have to know how to help yourself. If the Tyrannosaurus had just grabbed a few gripping tongs, it certainly wouldn't be e...

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1 + 1 = 10
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Given that the binary system is widely used in IT (and thus in most parts of our lives), surprisingly few people actually understand the combinatio...

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Ask me about my zombie
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This shirt gives you magical powers! It enables you to transform yourself into a ghastly zombie in a matter of seconds. All you have to do is pull ...

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Asteroids
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If you played computer games enthusiastically in the 80s, you will certainly remember Asteroids and can reminisce about the good old days with this...

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Anatomy of the heart
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The Anatomy of the Heart T-shirt shows a stylised but anatomically correct heart. The most important components of the heart are named in stylised ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.