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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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the cake is a lie
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Not everyone who promises you cake are good guys...Explanation: The slogan is part of a computer game that promises you cake at the end of the game...

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Deploy on Friday?
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There are a few unwritten rules everybody in IT should always follow. And trust us, if you decide to ignore these rules, you definitely won't want ...

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AT-GC
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All the non-geek heavy metal fans includes AC/DC within their beloved rock bands. We, of course, know where the name came from and what it all mean...

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What Would Gordon Do?
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You've come to a crossroads in life, a quandary... And you might ask, "What would Jesus do?" The answer might be all about saving the world or cool...

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It is complex
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" [i]Why can't we be together[/i] ?"... [i]because[/i] "[i]It is complex[/i]."Has this ever happen to you? You wanted to b...

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If you ever meet a colour-blind robot, it will be useful to have the hex code the same colour of your shirt written on it :)The writing #000000 is ...

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Freud's Your Mom
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If you delve deeper into the works of the infamous psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud, you'll start to descend into slightly smutty realms. Suddenly, ciga...

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On the outside, you are a friendly and polite person, smiling all the time and just being nice. On the inside, however, things are boiling and some...

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Corner Pie Chart
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“[i]You CAn’t USE a Pie chARt To DrAw A 3D RoOM” – said everyone who has not seen this t-shirt yet!Just one look at the Corner Pie Chart T-Shirt[/i...

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Alien Pop Art
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Aliens are cult! Pop art is cult! And nerds are anyway!The “Alien Pop Art” T-shirt combines nerd culture with art - even from the endless expanses ...

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Not procrastinating
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Why focus on the main quest when there are so many interesting side quest? Be it a coffee break, a deep dive into Wikipedia or "quickly looking int...

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Not procrastinating german
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Why focus on the main quest when there are so many interesting side quest? Be it a coffee break, a deep dive into Wikipedia or "quickly looking int...

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The code is documentation enough
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Comments in code are massively overrated. Those who are in the know don't need extra explanations.

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Galactic Swirls
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If you've often heard the prejudice that nerds are a bit crazy, you can see it as a compliment in the future. Crazy people are not always just the ...

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Dice planets
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“May the gods be merciful and the dice planets be favorable!” D&D, DSA or Shadowrun players probably pray like this on a regular basis. Because in ...

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The wheel of life
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The "Wheel of Life" on the T-shirt impressively captures the wonder of molecular biology. It is a graphic representation of the genetic code, the u...

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Wanted Dead and Alive
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The Physical Society needs your help! You may know of Schrodinger's famous thought experiment: Basically, it's the theory that in quantum physics, ...

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Drink and Derive
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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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Wir sind die Borg
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Some has to say it this cleary.

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Paws
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Even though most fans of the horror movie classic "Jaws" can tell you that sharks mostly bite humans out of curiosity - that won't do Bruces victim...

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None Shall Pass
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An epic scene printed on this“None Shall Pass” T-shirt. We all know it. The nine companions dare to take the dangerous path through the dwarf mine ...

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This Shirt Is Blue
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If you run really, really [i]fast[/i] this green T-shirt might appear blue. And by fast we mean extra racy ;).This effect is caused by the Doppler ...

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Algorithm
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When programmers have worked too long on a project, or when you ask them how the code they worked on actually functions, their favorite answer will...

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Thinking
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If a computer needs some time to calculate, it displays this using a progress bar. Did you ever ask yourself why these are not available in real li...

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Open Minds. Open Sources. Open Future.
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Linux - The choice of the GNU generation.

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National Sarcasm
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The ‘National Sarcasm Society’ T-shirt is a humorous item of clothing that at first glance gives the impression of being part of an important organ...

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Octopi
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Here we have an octopus with eight (Latin: octo) arms. No ordinary arms of course, but Pi arms! That makes this being an Octopi. :)[i](By the way, ...

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42
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If you're a fan of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", then we've got the perfect shirt for you!42 is "the Answer...

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Make Orwell fiction again
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Surveillance, (alleged) fake news and the rewriting of historical facts - it all sounds familiar. The only question is: from a well-known dystopian...

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Darwin Fish
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Luckily, we live in a place where everyone can believe in whatever they want - a privilege that not everyone has.Some people are not tempted by inv...

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ASAP is not a Deadline
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Usually these emails arrive shortly before you get off work, in the worst case on Fridays, and of course contain a request to do something “asap”. ...

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Plutos Rache
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Witcher Surprise
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In the world of The Witcher, there are various rules and unwritten laws that are anchored in the very foundations of humanity. One of these laws is...

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Roleplay Character Healer
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Becoming a Healer in a role-playing game might not be hard, but actually being one is among the hardest things imaginable! Anyone who has ever play...

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ATP
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Every creature and every machine needs energy to run. As a nerd, that's too hazy a phrase, of course. People might think you're talking a...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.