Geek Shirts and Hoodies
Fire alarm! Everyone runs to the nearest red box on the wall. But instead of a fire hose or fire extinguisher, the cutest fire safety measure in Po...
View full detailsSome plans sound like a total loss on first hearing. And yet - somehow... it sounds like fun. If you're one of those people for whom "That's a terr...
View full detailsSometimes it's the existential questions that torment us nerds - for example, whether Godzilla would beat Cthulhu in a Pokémon fight. Both are cert...
View full detailsBuild a house, plant a tree and father a son. According to the Bible and popular wisdom, that's all you should have to do in life. We can understan...
View full detailsCollectible card games such as [i]Magic[/i] or [i]Yu-Gi-Oh![/i] have a relatively simple gameplay at first glance: you draw cards and try to reduce...
View full detailsEver since Bill Gates' famous saying about lazy people, we have known that good computer scientists are characterized by their ability to achieve t...
View full detailsDo you use your body primarily as a home for your mind and, of course, to wear geeky shirts? Do you think that as long as your brain is supplied wi...
View full detailsFinish this sentence:Home is where... For us geeks and nerds, that's probably where our Wi-Fi devices connect automatically.
The nightmare of every printer or designer: when the (color) image looks absolutely great on the monitor, but after printing it no longer does, bec...
View full detailsYou can see what nasty things logarithms and exponential functions throw at each other in arguments on the Grow up Calm down shirt. This will help ...
View full detailsAre you one of those people who have to take a new technical device apart first? Then you've probably already destroyed one or two stickers with th...
View full detailsWith this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire
Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?
They say you don't simply walk into Mordor - but getting out of there? Practically impossible.Welcome to McMordor - the fast food temple in the hea...
View full details"There are no mistakes, only happy little accidents." Bob Ross, the man with the afro and the gentlest brushstroke in television history, taught en...
View full detailsImagine you only have one chance - and three options in front of you: a blue telephone box, a winged sports coupe with flux capacitor and a steam-p...
View full detailsPensions are no longer safe, the climate is changing and the internet is no longer what it used to be - but hey, at least you have a sense of humor...
View full detailsThe "5 Rings" T-shirt creatively combines elements from the animated series "Captain Planet" and the epic fantasy epic "Lord of the Rings". At the ...
View full detailsJust popped out of the house to get some snacks at the supermarket - and promptly forgot the mask that you can't get into said supermarket without....
View full detailsDon't we all behave like trolls from time to time, even in real life? Stand up for it and identify yourself with this shirt or simply wear the shir...
View full detailsYou certainly know Schrödinger's famous thought experiment... (Please note the back)
Imagine if Chihiro, Kiki and No-Face didn't live in a magical world, but in a rainy neon metropolis. Welcome to No Face City - where Yubaba Corp do...
View full detailsThere is an iron rule in Hyrule that every adventurer knows: Leave the chickens alone. Really. Alone. Anyone who strikes a Cucco one too many times...
View full detailsChemistry can be quite dry - until you realize how many of its terms sound as if someone has incorporated a pet. Cations, for example: positively c...
View full detailsAs nerds, we love buttons of all kinds: whether controller or keyboard, we know every combo, every cheat and every single function inside out. What...
View full detailsHow you treat your NPCs says more about you than about them. Yes, of course these often similar characters are just extras in the grand scheme of t...
View full detailsTranslated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would mean something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". So: "P...
View full detailsLet's not beat about the bush: 2020 has been anything but a great year so far. In January, the next world war loomed, in February half of Australia...
View full detailsThere are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...
View full detailsThis quote from Linus hits the nail on the head :)
In 1859, Charles Darwin published his masterpiece On the Origin of Species and explained to the world how species change and evolve over time. What...
View full detailsFor decades, the alien in science fiction films and conspiracy theories had a steady job: floating over lonely fields at night, pulling unsuspectin...
View full detailsTwo giants, one word, one clear statement: When Tolkien fans and Star Wars devotees meet, sooner or later the big question arises - which Return is...
View full detailsAt the edge of the Forbidden Forest, where the trees stand so densely that barely any light filters through, lies a very special spot. Here, lumino...
View full detailsIf loyalty is not an option, but a duty, you should keep an eye on the time. The Corrupted by Chaos? T-shirt poses precisely this question - and is...
View full detailsSpreadsheet Time is the shirt for all those who don't shout "Panic!" when chaos strikes, but open a spreadsheet first. The clear print with the fam...
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