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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Stay Positive!
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Nerds are often accused of being out of touch with reality—and that's not entirely wrong. But who can blame us for preferring to explore Middle Ear...

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Quotes
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We decided it's once again time to create another meaningful T-shirt design! Yay[i]So, we made some expressive quotation marks and then a nice...

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Helvetica
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The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends: The word Helvetica in the font of Comic Sans.

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man woman
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Even Unix has no clue how to explain women.

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Unix is sexy
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Geeks have known this for a long time now: computers are better than sex....

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The only planet
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There are many things to argue about. However, there are a few indisputable facts:1. The Earth is round.2. It is the only place in the universe wit...

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Offices & Dragons
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Every role-player knows it: the dungeon. It's dark, dreary, and you have to fear for your mental and physical health. Wait a minute, that sounds al...

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Revenge Extinction
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As a self-confessed palaeontology nerd, you will probably despair at the sight of the “Revenge Extinction” T-shirt. It took several decades to prov...

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Encryption
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In a world full of tracking, data leaks, and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime—it is self-defense.Just becau...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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Book Lifting
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Do you see your body as the home for your spirit, and a way of showing off your geeky shirts?Do you feel happy and healthy as long as your brain ge...

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Passt
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The nightmare of every printer and designer: The (coloured) picture looks gorgeous on the monitor, but when printed, the colours don't line up righ...

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Nerdshirt
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The Nerdshirt is open to different interpretations. It could, for example, be showing the difference between nerds and men as well as women. Men an...

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Grow up Calm Down
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On this shirt, you can see what kind of nasty things [i]logarithm[/i] and [i]exponential function[/i] say to each other when in conflict.For those ...

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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

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Always Playing
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As an adult, still enjoying playing is often ridiculed. Whether video games, role-playing games, or board games - that's "just for kids." We see it...

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Condescending
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As a nerd, you know your favorite topics exceptionally well. Unfortunately, this means you have to explain an incredible amount to those around you...

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I survived LV-426
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The ‘I survived LV-426’ T-shirt features a motif from the ‘Alien’ franchise, specifically with reference to the fictional planet LV-426, with a det...

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Eat Sleep Game Repeat
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Build a house, plant a tree and father a child. According to the bible and old sayings, that's all there is to life. Well, we understand the tree p...

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AI Chronicles
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In addition to a great story, good actors and a certain budget, every aspiring dystopian science fiction novel needs some sort of artificial intell...

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Control Life Shirt for Magic Players
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Trading card games like [i]Magic[/i] or [i]Yu-Gi-Oh![/i] all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life t...

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Property of Physics Department
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Pretty much everything gets lost at university, doesn't it? Pens, textbooks, bikes, expensive personal stuff...Sometimes people think even sci...

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I void warranties
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Are you one of those people who has to disassemble every new technical device they get? If so, you must have destroyed a lot of "Warranty void if r...

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Trollface
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Don't we all behave like trolls from time to time, even in real life? Instead of being ashamed of it, wear this shirt to celebrate another fun...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, things would be easier...

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software is like sex
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This quote by Linus is dead-on :)

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Tag und Nacht
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"The sun is always there, even if you don't see it." No, just no. The "Day and Night" T-shirt is for everyone who has had enough of such toxic posi...

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Evil Admin
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He decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply locks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees ...

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Bad Roll Squad
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You are one of the few people who have the power to override the laws of physics and mathematics. Because you can do what other pen-and-paper role-...

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5 Rings
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The T-shirt ´5Rings` creatively combines elements from the animated series ‘Captain Planet’ and the epic fantasy epic ‘Lord of the Rings’. At the c...

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Godzilla vs. Cthulhu
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Sometimes it's the existential questions that torment us nerds - for example, whether Godzilla would beat Cthulhu in a Pokémon fight. Both are cert...

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Free Mask Facehugger
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Just quickly head out to the supermarket, grab some snacks and go back home – sounds like a good plan, right? If only you had not forgotten your fa...

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would read something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". For ex...

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2020 Would not recommend
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Let’s not beat around the bush: the year 2020 has not been all that great thus far. In January, the next world war was closer than ever; in Februar...

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Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically
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Finish this sentence:Home is where... Well, for us geeks and nerds, it's where our wi-fi devices automatically connect.

Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.