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Gifts for Physicists: Ideas for Real Science Nerds

Bottle of Death water carafe
Bottle of Death water carafe
Bottle of Death water carafe
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All things are poison and nothing without poison - only the dose makes a thing not poison. - ParacelsusThis saying by the wise Paracelsus became "T...

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Duck root
Duck root
Duck root
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When I was at school, several camps usually formed quickly in each class: Those who liked math and science, those who liked languages and social st...

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Let epsilon be less than zero
Let epsilon be less than zero
Let epsilon be less than zero
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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

Science is real
Science is real
Science is real
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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them completely. For many people, ph...

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Come to the Nerd Side
Come to the Nerd Side
Come to the Nerd Side
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There are many groups that want to win you over! But only one offers you exactly what you need - no, you don't need cookies. And the cake is a lie!...

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Schrödinger
Schrödinger
Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

2+2=5
2+2=5
2+2=5
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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

Think like a proton
Think like a proton
Think like a proton
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The protons are doing it right - they have absolutely no negative thoughts, are never in a bad mood and are always [i]positive[/i]. We could take a...

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Resistance is NOT futile
Resistance is NOT futile
Resistance is NOT futile
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Who actually claimed that the Borg knew anything about physics? Obviously they have failed to assimilate a people who at least have a sound basic k...

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Black holes
Black holes
Black holes
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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

Dino curve
Dino curve
Dino curve
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On this "Dino Curve" T-shirt you can see a truly unique mathematical phenomenon. As was to be proven, mathematics is anything but a dry science. If...

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Perfect numbers
Perfect numbers
Perfect numbers
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Perfect numbers are those numbers that are equal to the sum of all their divisors (not counting themselves). You can see the first six on this shir...

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Doppler effect
Doppler effect
Doppler effect
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The Doppler effect refers to the change in the perception or measurement of frequencies as the transmitter and receiver approach or move away from ...

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Trichotometry
Trichotometry
Trichotometry
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What looks like assembly instructions from a Swedish furniture store is just as pointless. At the very least, trying to assemble this device would ...

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Dark Side of the Cat - Main view Girlie Black
Dark Side of the Cat - Main view T-Shirt Black
Dark Side of the Cat
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In 1973, a white triangle on a black background changed the music world forever. Pink Floyd's legendary album cover features a light beam passing t...

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Complex cup
Complex cup
Complex cup
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No matter how much you want something, some things simply cannot be combined. Fire and water, good and evil or even a root with a negative number. ...

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Talk NErDy to me
Talk NErDy to me
Talk NErDy to me
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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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Integrate Yourself
Integrate Yourself
Integrate Yourself
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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

Pluto was a Planet Mug
Pluto was a Planet Mug
Pluto was a Planet Mug
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It will probably forever remain the prerogative of older generations to complain about younger generations and how much harder it supposedly was in...

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I Ate Some Pie mug
I Ate Some Pie mug
I Ate Some Pie mug
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The circumference of a circle is two pies times the radius. Only understood the station? That's hardly surprising. After all, jokes are notoriously...

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Goldfish
Goldfish
Goldfish
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The "Goldfish" shirt is a clever play on words and also a piece of jewelry for anyone with a passion for chemistry and physics. The black fabric is...

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PIrate
PIrate
PIrate
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Mathematics is everywhere and especially beautiful where pi is hidden. Unfortunately, too many mere mortals fail to recognize or even deny the beau...

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Black Holes Suck
Black Holes Suck
Black Holes Suck
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A black hole is a region of space from which no mass or information can escape due to a very strong gravitational field. Obviously, the following a...

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Unit circle
Unit circle
Unit circle
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Normally, our T-shirts are aimed more at people who have already discovered their love of mathematics and the rest of the natural sciences. But as ...

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Depressive transistor
Depressive transistor
Depressive transistor
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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

Geek Gem atomic model necklace
Geek Gem atomic model necklace
Geek Gem atomic model necklace
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Do you already know our DNA earrings and molecule necklaces? If you prefer something more colorful, we at Geek Gems have the Atom necklace for you....

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They call me Pi
They call me Pi
They call me Pi
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Sometimes you have more in common with a number than you think. The saying "They call me Pi because I'm irrational and can never stop" plays on sev...

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Shit just got real
Shit just got real
Shit just got real
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One phone call, one dramatic tracking shot and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]However, this also happens all too often in normal life, in w...

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Pi cake
Pi cake
Pi cake
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Two things are infinite: the number of decimal places of the number Pi and the average nerd's hunger for sweets and pastries. Of course we had to c...

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A Limerick - Math poem with equation - Main view T-shirt Dark Green
A Limerick - Math poem with equation - Main view T-shirt Black
Math Limerick
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A limerick is actually a four-line... no, wait: five-line short poem with a twist. And a limerick that is simultaneously a math problem? That is pu...

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keep it real
keep it real
keep it real
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With this shirt, math geeks can make a statement about imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general.It's no big secret that the number i doesn...

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2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
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Whether from George Orwell's novel[i] 1984[/i], Soviet propaganda or Radiohead's song of the same name, most people are familiar with the (false) e...

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The genius masters the chaos
The genius masters the chaos
The genius masters the chaos
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"Only the stupid need order, genius masters chaos" is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the point in a...

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Root Heart Maths
Root Heart Maths
Root Heart Maths
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For true lovers of mathematics

Infinity Mirror
Infinity Mirror
Infinity Mirror
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What looks like a portal to another dimension is actually an ingenious interplay of light and mirrors - the Infinity Mirror makes physics visible a...

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NASA astronaut thermo effect mug
NASA astronaut thermo effect mug
NASA astronaut thermo effect mug
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There are days when only one thing helps: a hot drink and a view of our beautiful planet - and that's exactly what the NASA astronaut thermo effect...

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Gift ideas for physicists

Finding a suitable present for someone who decodes the forces that hold the universe together for a living may seem like a daunting and challenging task at first glance. But you can rest assured, because we have put together the best gifts for physicists you can imagine. T-shirts with jokes that only a real physicist can understand, matching mugs for coffee between two experiments and fascinating gadgets for home use are just the tip of the gift iceberg that lies dormant on these pages.

Physics gifts that are worth seeing

The world of unique and great physics gifts is practically as big as the universe that physicists decipher. Well, maybe not quite as big, but still. With so much choice, sometimes you don't know what to give as a gift. Maybe a couple of lab coats? A calculator? Or maybe The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy merch, which also has something to do with physics. One unique gift idea is science T-shirts. Not only will they make your wardrobe nerdier, the motifs and sayings on the T-shirts not only look great, they can also only be understood by real science geeks. If you show up in the lab with something like that, everyone else will definitely look at you enviously. Such a reaction would of course make you particularly proud as the gift giver of such a geeky T-shirt.

Gifts for fans of science facts and science fiction

When looking for a suitable gift, you don't have to limit yourself to the endless variety of physics gifts. If the physics nerd you're giving the gift to is also interested in science fiction and how our technology might develop in the future, then sci-fi gadgets are also a suitable, nerdy gift idea. Maybe a Star Wars mug, Doctor Who merch or a Star Trek construction kit would be just the thing to show others how enthusiastic you are about sci-fi. And if you still don't know what to give: pretty much every self-respecting nerd will be happy with something that has the number 42 on it. Just have a look around and you're guaranteed to find something like that ;).